Lou Dobbs had himself quite a story tonight. I grabbed this shot with my phone at the gym (click through for the full-size image):

Flow of heroin and cocaine stopped!

That’s right. The flow of heroin and cocaine have been stopped. That should come as quite a relief. Billions of dollars saved. Bam. I could have sworn that drugs won the Drug War years ago. I could be mistaken.

Memo to Lou Dobbs: By the time you aired this story, the flow of heroin and cocaine had resumed again. Sorry to be the one to tell you.